Thank you again, Pat Robertson

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Mr. Robertson said on The 700 Club.

So, why am I thanking him? Because, week in and week out, Mr. Robertson makes it easy on those seeking a clear and concise definition of the word laughingstock.

Someone as moronic as Pat Robertson never could have happened by chance. Natural selection would not have allowed someone that dumb to have survived as long as he has. A universe so complex that Pat Robertson could have been created could only have come about as a result of deliberately stupid design. Even a casual glance in his direction should provide ample evidence that evolution is a flawed theory, with unexplained gaps.